tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21386000908571054752024-03-13T08:09:43.226-07:00Kelley KramerNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17376344787985084740noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138600090857105475.post-8698566287530417032008-10-30T18:29:00.000-07:002008-10-30T18:30:33.647-07:00Getting oldOne day, three elderly golfers were having their weekly round when the 60-year-old said, "Well, life sure gets tough when you get on in years."<br /><br />His 70-year-old companion asked what he meant. The younger man said "Well, every day I wake up at 6:00 am and want to pee, however, no matter how I try it wont come. I run water, shake it, but nothing happens."<br /><br />The 70-year-old finished putting, thought and said, "Man, you got it easy. Every day I wake up at 6:00 and want to poo. No matter how hard I grunt and strain, no luck. Even medicine doesn’t work."<br /><br />Their older partner, an 80-year-old who had been quietly listening decided to speak up. "You’re both lucky. My problems are much worse. Every day I pee at 6:00 and every day I poo at 6:05."<br /><br />His friends looked at him and asked, "How can that be so bad?"<br /><br />The older man replied, "I don't wake up until 6:30."Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17376344787985084740noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138600090857105475.post-81913690291372256202008-10-21T18:28:00.000-07:002008-10-30T18:29:37.884-07:00Discrimination!A class of five-year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time.<br /><br />The teacher says to the first child ''Hello Becky, what have you been doing this Playtime?''<br /><br />Becky replies ''I have been playing in the sand box.''<br /><br />''Very good,'' says the teacher ''if you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit.''<br /><br />Becky duly goes and writes 's a n d' on the blackboard.<br /><br />''Very good,'' says the teacher and gives Becky a biscuit.<br /><br />The teacher then says,''Freddie, what have you been doing in your playtime?''<br /><br />Freddie replies, ''Playing with Becky in the sand box.''<br /><br />''Very good,'' says the teacher, ''if you can spell 'box' on the blackboard, I will also give you a biscuit.''<br /><br />Freddie duly goes and writes 'b o x' on the blackboard.<br /><br />''Very good,'' says the teacher and gives Freddie a biscuit.<br /><br />Teacher then says,''Hello Mohammed, have you been playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?''<br /><br />''No,'' replies Mohammed, ''I wanted to, but they would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing sand at me, calling me nasty names and asking to see under my jacket in case I had explosives.''<br /><br />''Oh dear,'' says the teacher, ''that sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me -<br />I'll tell you what, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' I will give you a biscuit.''Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17376344787985084740noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138600090857105475.post-16734781341781886882008-10-16T04:21:00.001-07:002008-10-30T18:28:37.381-07:00curiosityonce, when i was about five, i was in the toilets in school, washing my hands post slash. one of the other boys came in, who was from pakistan i believe. we shall call him mitul, because i can't remember his name. i began to wonder, and eventually decided to satisfy my curiosity.<br />"Mitul, you know how you have brown skin...."<br />"yeah"<br />"does that mean your poo is white?"<br />i can't remember his response, but it was a perfectly innocent enquiry, coz i assumed that perhaps skin colour and poo colour were somehow linked.......Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17376344787985084740noreply@blogger.com0